Angela and I were eating brunch yeasterday morning. I overheard this gem:

The Scene:
Our favorite local punkrock vegetarian cafe, Rosetta's Kitchen.

the players:

hipster cook
hipster countergirl
hipster customer (also cook's friend)

Open curtain:

cook (to customer on other side of counter)- Hey Dude when are we going to San Francisco??
customer - Maybe this friday?
countergirl - What the hell are you talking about? You aren't going to San Francisco!
customer - Yeah, you're right. "Going to San Francisco" is just our secret code for hanging out and playing Risk. It just sounds so much cooler.

close curtain.